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Wednesday, 16 April 2014

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The Pope has been ordered to bury US energy reserves deep in the ground where they belong

New Jersey - Right wing fundamental Christian morons whose creed denies the existence of fossils have written to the Pope urging him to burn his fossil fuels portfolio.

The Highland Park, New Jersey-based GreenFaith organization said today it has joined farces with myriad multi-faith eco fascists to demand Pope Frankie-the-Argie pulls out of Big Oil because The Lord always meant for oil, gas and shale to remain undisturbed inside the ground.

In a classic departure from their customary rants singling out Charles Darwin for the world's evil they blame the 'injustice of climate change' for the Almighty's Wrath following a bloody Arctic Vortex winter in the USA.

Their letter, seen by NewsCorpse stringers, insists the Pontiff sells off his ExxonMobil shares and uses the money to bury underground all existing US oil and gas reserves.

"Others are bound to follow Your Holiness' example," the missive states, "are re-inter billions of gallons of Marker Crude beneath the oceans from whence they were extracted."

Commenting on the radical message a GreenFaith bishop's aides said he couldn't be contacted because he was flying to somewhere foreign in his private Lear Jet.

A barrel of sweet light crude retails at around $107.

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