Written by Jack Allen
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Thursday, 17 April 2014

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Zak is acquring himself a nice new play area.

An American Father has slashed his adopted son's pocket money until he stops moving their fence further and further into their new next-door neighbour's garden.

Last week Zak moved the fence to take back a small worthless section of land that's ownership had been disputed for sometime between his Father and the former tenants. However, Zak is seemingly hell bent on taking the entire garden, as he has placed his toys and tent firmly in the centre of his neighbour's garden.

Zak's Dad, Bubba, is appalled that his son is acting in such an abhorrent way towards their incredibly laid back neighbours whose names they both can't pronounce correctly.

Zak's Dad said: "I condemn his actions. He has been very naughty, but he won't be for much longer as he's got less money coming in! I'm in control bitch!"

The new neighbours have so far only sent a polite letter to Zak and his Father saying: "Please do not take our garden. It is our garden. Thank you very much for your time."

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