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Wednesday, 16 April 2014

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Miss Tybee Island 2014

A man recently profiled in the media about his rare sexual disorder - a condition that caused him to be continuously sexually aroused - has been advised by experts to spend a few days in the US State of Georgia.

Graham Cooper, 39, has struggled with persistent genital arousal disorder for 16 years. The disorder causes men to be physically aroused, but not psychologically - which some doctors believe to be caused by malfunctioning nerves.

According to Copper, doctors have advised him that due to the amount of ugly, overweight, hairy and disgustingly abhorrent looking women in the State that if a stay in a Georgia town doesn't stop unwanted erections, nothing will.

"Quite simply the doctors have told me to surround myself with an abundance of vile, obese, physically challenged and pig ugly women. They suggested Georgia, as Georgia it seems is the one place in the United States where there are more ugly women than anywhere else. So I am heading up there. Wish me luck."

He arrives in Tybee Island Thursday.

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