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Monday, 14 April 2014

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After splitting up a month ago, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd have gotten back together after 28 years of marriage.

As we reported in the Mississippi Meadowlark, Kenneth heard Carole sing "You Lost They Loving Feeling" on Karaoke and he said she looked just like Bill Medley and he couldn't rise to the occasion when they had sex because all he could see was Bill Medley.

So Carole had a facelift and Kenneth says she's as pretty as Little Richard.

"I have to admit, I was getting pretty horny too.", he told us.

That was some doing, having a facelift Carole.

"I did it for the kids more than Moleturd. Him and his Bill Medley. Also, one lady asked me if I was Bill Medley's sister."

We at The Meadowlark are glad to see them back again.

Carole told us that she had to put up with him and his baseball games during their lovemaking so he should have thought about that.

"Baseball games?"

"He said if he didn't think about baseball or something, he wouldn't last very long. So I guess it wasn't too selfish. But I have to admit, making love while he's arguing with the umpire over a called strike wasn't all that romantic either."

-Mississippi Meadowlark.

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