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Saturday, 12 April 2014

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According to Coroner Jim Bob Williams, Fred Moleturd was attempting some kind of weird sex with ropes and wires and pudding when he slipped on the pudding and hung himself.

This happened nearly a month ago but other news has taken up most of the newspaper because of everything else that has happened here in Mississippi.

For one thing, the barn raising went off as scheduled and then the big county fair when Miss Janie Whitehead won several blue ribbons for her special pickles that are not cooked but sit in sugar solution in the refrigerator for six weeks.

Right after that was when Billy Joe Mcallister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.

For weeks that was all that anyone wanted to talk about.

But Fred Moleturd is gone and hung himself when all he was looking for was a good time.

This is Harley Dimples for The Mississippi Meadowlark!

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