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Saturday, 12 April 2014

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A lady who has been taking her baby out for a walk most mornings at a park in Florida has been busted for selling Marijuana.

"We got an anonymous tip from a neighbor we believe or could even be from an acquaintance", stated a law officer. "Seems that the lady, one Janice Woods, hasn't been pregnant or taking care of anyone else's baby and so we had a couple cops stop her and all they found were bags of pot."

Police tried to substitute one of their own to catch customers but it didn't work as she apparently only had a certain route and when it appeared different, the customers fled.

Police also have information that Mrs Woods would disappear for several days a month on a regular basis.

"She didn't say anything once we lifted the baby bundle except, 'I want to call my lawyer.'"

She will appear in court in the middle of next month.

"I thought odd that I never saw her baby move or heard it cry", stated one neighbor. "But I never said anything because she might just be a nutjob."

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