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Friday, 11 April 2014

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The Danish prime minister relaxing at her mansion in Copenhagen.

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Saying that she has kept quiet long enough, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has told the world press that Michelle Obama really needs to stop being so darn jealous of her husband's political relationship with her.

The prime minister appeared at the Executive Palace dressed in a low cut pink blouse, a very short and tight fitting pink miniskirt, and pink sandals imported from Italy.

She pointed out that she will no longer apologize for the innocent game of footsie that President Obama and her engaged in while at Nelson Mandela's eulogy in Johannesburg, South Africa.

Thorning-Schmidt noted that her husband did not even bat an eye at the incident and has not brought it up even once.

The prime minister then said that perhaps if the American first lady is jealous then maybe it is due to her own physical or sexual insecurities.

In Other News. GOP maven Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter is denying that she is pregnant with Glenn Beck's baby.

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