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Friday, 11 April 2014

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Boston police are getting tired of having to respond to problems with The East Coast Tantrum Throwing Society.

BOSTON - One of the oldest organizations in the greater Boston area has just announced that they are cancelling their next monthly meeting.

The vice-president of The East Coast Tantrum Throwing Society Tilford P. Pristbottle stated that the committee responsible for scheduling the meeting could just not seem to agree on a date.

He added that all five committee members began fussing and arguing with each other and it escalated to the point where one member hit another member in the groin region with her purse.

The member she hit was a female member so therefore no member was actually involved in the groin strike.

Police were called and they quickly restored order. They did warn the organization that the next time they have to drive out to their committee meeting they will issue fines and possibly take some of the tantrum throwers into custody.

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