Written by D P Whitehead
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Topics: Prostitutes, Tattoos

Thursday, 10 April 2014

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: Grandmother of six Betsie Hallmark 75, expressed utter shock Tuesday when her neighbors 34 year old daughter dropped by to return a long since borrowed plate.

"I can't believe that Annie Grassmire would let her daughter have a tattoo, what is she, some sort of prostitute?" Betsie said from her sofa.

"I would think they'd at least make her cover up that terrible thing. What if there are children somewhere, or clergy, what if the police saw it?"

Sarah Grassmire, the offending daughter with the tattoo does not understand all the fuss. "It is only a butterfly, on my shoulder - these old people need to lighten up and realize that this is the 21st Century. She is right about one thing though, I am a prostitute - but I am HIV free, if you fancy one for $50?"

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