WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that President Obama has just received a text message from the government of China.
Secretary Colfax stated that the Republic of China is very interested in purchasing Yellowstone National Park which is an American landmark.
Colfax explained that China knows full well that there is an underground volcano beneath the park but they still want to purchase it.
In fact, the reason why China wants Yellowstone National Park is because they want to turn it into one of the largest amusement theme parks in the entire world.
China commented that the underground volcano is truly what will make the amusement park distinctive with its underground rumblings that will make a visit to the theme park truly a memorable one.
SIDENOTE: China noted that they will also be installing the world's fastest roller coaster which will attain speeds of up to 173 miles per hour.