WASHINGTON, D.C. - Due to the fact that the situation with Russia and the Ukraine is starting to escalate President Obama has announced that he will be sending the vice-president to the Ukraine on a look-see visit.
Vice-President Biden will see first hand what the situation looks like and he will report back to the president on a daily basis.
The president was also going to send along one of his top civilian advisers Oprah Winfrey but her and her long time live in boyfriend Stedman Graham have prior commitments.
Civilian Adviser George Clooney respectfully declined saying that he is in the process of finding a new girlfriend to replace Stacy Keibler.
And Civilian Adviser Eva Longoria noted that she is allergic to Ukrainian food.
SIDENOTE: Vice-President Joe Biden commented that he will be meeting with a representative with the Ukrainian government and he will ask him how many millions of US dollars he feels his government needs.