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Wednesday, 9 April 2014

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This Al-Qaeda operative thinks that Sarah Palin is one goofy as hell pea brain.

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin recently told Political Salad Bar Magazine that she really and truly believes that the earthquakes that have been devastating California are being caused by Al-Qaeda operatives living in the USA.

A spokesperson for the terrorist organization who would not give his name said that Mrs. Palin has become the laughing stock of not only the entire Al-Qaeda organization but of the Taliban group as well.

The Al-Qaeda spokesperson commented that his group can kind of make small tornadoes and eventually they hope to be able to completely manufacture hurricanes of the category 5 level.

When "Snowballs" Palin was told about what the Al-Qaeda spokesperson had said about her being a laughing stock she replied, "Well ya know what. Al-Qaeda members and Taliban members are not exactly noted for being honest."

Palin pointed out that she read in the supermarket tabloid Say What? that Al-Qaeda's new organizational slogan for 2014 is "We lie and lie and lie. And when we get through lying, then we lie some more."

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