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Tuesday, 8 April 2014

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According to Kim Kardashian she's tired of the jokes about her behind so she went to a beach, let the cameramen and reporters know ahead of time and worn a teen bikini that revealed her butt for everyone to see.

"There, I hope everyone is happy now. How do you like that one, Miley! Can't top the best!"

Members of the media not only stated the move was brilliant, she still expects to hear all the jokes. Butt, she says she hopes she does.

If it's her big butt that helps make her a constant factor in keeping her in the news, then she's playing it smart, one reporter told us.

"She makes Miley look like that baby on the old commercial package where the dog is pulling her shorts down", laughed another.

Several agreed that it might take a trip to the emergency room to get the small bikini, that looks like a thong, gets stuck in there.

"Guess I better apologize to Miley Cyrus. We all do what we have to do to stay in the spotlight. "Performers" is the right word. We're like trained animals to see at the Big Top."

Or the Big Bottom!

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