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Tuesday, 8 April 2014

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US President Barack Obama is said to be on his way to Camp David for an emergency haircut.

The President woke Secret Service Agents this morning, complaining that he "needed a haircut - right now!" and screamed "Get Air Force 1 - I am going to Camp David."

Camp David, a 55 year old homosexual hairdresser, whose real name is David Cooper, regularly cuts the president's hair.

"Oh, you know, I love just touching his head, chit chatting about Miley and Justin and oh my gosh, just giggling like two school girls at reality TV shows. He is my BFF," said David, as he minced around his hair salon, waiting for the president dressed in skin tight jeans, a pink waist coat and one of those stupid hats that Samuel L Jackson wears.

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