You may not remember Helen Blackaby but she made top news reports approximately 12 years ago when she accidently according to her, shot her husband, Randy's, jewels off.
The two had gotten into an argument over a TV Sweepstake like the one once advertised by Dick Clark and Ed MacMahan.
Randy was tired of filling out sweepstake forms and when he thought Helen wasn't looking, he through it in the trash on the way to the bathroom.
Helen was throwing away potato peelings while fixing their dinner and spotted the crumpled form.
She kept getting madder and madder at her husband in the toilet until she finally went and got a gun.
After asking him twice more if he had filled out the sweepstakes forms and his saying "Yes", she shot through the door to frighten him.
An ambulance took the gibbering, bleeding Randy to the emergency room and the police arrested Helen.
After serving 12 years in the pen, someone from the press asked her if she regretted the incident.
"Nope. I could have made it big as a television star or something till that no-good eunuch ruined my chances!"