(Fox News) - Fox News has developed and released what it is calling "The Sean Hannity Test For Liberalism." The test is designed to objectively determine who is a liberal and who isn't.
Fox News has been the target of perpetual complaints that it is not a true news organization, but rather an outlet voice for the Republican Party, radical conservatism, Ted Nugent, the NRA, and, as convenient, the Tea Party. It is consistently accused of opposing anything even remotely positive for anyone other than its most ardent supporters.
The test is performed by first tying the alleged liberal to Sean Hannity's ego. The subject is then thrown into a vat of prescription-strength polio vaccine intended for children from families whose income is below the Federal poverty level and paid for by funds from the Affordable Health Care Act.
If the subject sinks, they are a liberal.
Said Fox News commentator Brian Kilmeade, a regular on the Fox morning television show Fox and Friends, "I think it is a fair test. I like to wear bowling shoes even when I'm not bowling."