WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax said that The First Annual White House Pinata Party was a huge success.
The party was the brainchild of Vice-President Joe Biden, and civilian presidential advisers Oprah Winfrey and Eva Longoria.
Michelle Obama said that a total of 927 adult illegal aliens showed up for the festive event which included a dinner of barbecued fajitas, grilled ribeyes, rice, potato salad, frijoles borachos (drunken beans), Diet Dr. Pepper, and Aye Caramba Hot Sauce.
A total of 13 candy filled pinatas were broken by the more than 1,500 kids ranging in age from 14 months to 12 years.
The pinatas were manufactured in Mexico and were all in the likeness of noted Republicans such as Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Mitt Romney, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and of course Sarah Palin.
During the afternoon event, White House staff members helped the invited guests in filling out voter registration cards.
White House Press Secretary Colfax later commented that of the 927 adults who registered to vote, 464 said they plan to vote Democrat and 463 said they plan to vote Republican; so the Pinata Party was a totally non-partisan event.
Meanwhile, Vice-President Joe Biden who needless to say put away a few Papaya Margaritas later let it slip that Colfax was a little bit off since actually out of the 927 guests who registered to vote all 927 said that they were going to be voting for Democrats.