WASHINGTON, DC - After the World Daily News reported that the Clintons had used the Lincoln bedroom as a brothel for donors, President Barack Obama has issued a statement, condemning the practice and has banned anyone from "doing it" in the Lincoln bedroom.
Longtime Clinton friend and supporter, Terry McAuliffe, has acknowledged his innovative practice of offering major campaign donors access to the president, which evolved into overnights in the Lincoln Bedroom. The deluxe package included Presidential condoms and bottles of His&His, Hers&Hers and His&Hers personal lubricants along with Courvoisier, Colt45 malt liquor and a carton of Kool cigarettes. Few people know that this is how Bill Clinton got the reputation for being the "first black President".
Comedian, Dana Carvey, could not be reached for comment.