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Monday, 7 April 2014

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Vice-President Joe Biden says there is a marker board in the White House with Palin's daily gaffes.

WASILLA, Alaska - Vice-President Joe Biden, Ryan Seacrest, and Ke$ha all agree that Sarah Palin has just way too much free time on her hands.

The Loose Moose from the Iceberg State has just issued her latest anti-Obama malarkey.

The Tina Fey lookalike told The Political Drive Thru News Agency that the White House made up the story about the volcano being located underneath Yellowstone National Park.

Mrs. Palin told reporter Mistletoe Bulova that it's wrong and actually a sin for anyone, especially a president to be making up stories about underground volcanoes.

Miss Bulova said she better check her sources because nowhere does it say that it is a sin.

Palin replied "Oh but you're the one that's wrong Missy. I have seen it written in the Bible in Cosmopolitan 7:11 and again in Duodenum 3:29."

Mistletoe Bulova raised her eyebrows, rolled her R's, and whispered, it's a damn wonder Russia hasn't invaded Alaska.

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