WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that things are getting a little hot in Southeast Asia.
The White House Press Corps was told that North Korea has vowed to attack Vietnam if one of its missiles is shot down by a Vietnamese missile from the Vietnamese warship The VS Mekong Mongoose.
President Obama has sent word to Vietnam that the United States will defend her if she is attacked by North Korea.
The VS Mekong Mongoose has been patroling the waters off the North Korean coast in a simple look-see maneuver.
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has stated in an article which appeared in The Rice Paddy National News Agency that he will not be putting up with the likes of a little bitty country such as Vietnam.
A spokesperson for the Vietnamese government responded by saying if Kim Jong Un wants to see little bitty then perhaps he should take a glance inside his boxers or briefs whichever the case may be.
Meanwhile, when President Obama heard the boxers or briefs comment he smiled and said "Now that's what I'm talking about, way to go VIETNAM!"