Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Sunday, 6 April 2014

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The resident of this Yellowstone National Park cabin says he is leaving as soon as possible.

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh loves the fact that he has stolen the national spotlight from Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump.

El Rusho, as he is known in Mexico City, has just stated on his radio talk show that President Obama needs to do the right thing and condemn Wyoming's Yellowstone National Park.

Limbaugh said that if the volcano that is underneath the park erupts, the park, all of its animals, and any park visitors could all end up Montana.

The GOP political mouthpiece said that buffaloes are very smart animals and when he saw them running down the highway out of the park towards Colorado he knew that the volcanic rumblings had gotten worse.

He noted that several old timers who live near the park have said that they are planning on getting out of the area as soon as they can pack their clothes, their toiletries, and their varmints and move somewhere safe like Arkansas or Maine.

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