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Sunday, 6 April 2014

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Although the size of the earthquakes are not too large, except the one in Los Angeles, the United States has been shaken by a record number of quakes and aftershocks this past month.

Other parts of the world have been hit hard also so what is going on down there?

"I wouldn't get too alarmed", stated one scientist. "I realize that these are happening daily, one earthquake can cause a lot of adjustments and that is why there are so many."

However, Oklahoma had two more yesterday and although some are blaming the fracking for oil there, Los Angeles has had over two hundred aftershocks after their quake earlier.

The one that they are really keeping an eye on is the big Super Volcano under Yellowstone Park. Although they won't admit it, if that one blew, most or all of us would go with it.

"The fracking could help some but not in Los Angeles and several other countries", stated Professor Alton Wilson. "But we need to keep an eye out on these fault lines. New Madrid Fault is just about in the middle of the country and she has been showing activity also."

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