Written by D P Whitehead
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Saturday, 5 April 2014

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Notorious Troll ' Cyber Bitch' or Cynthia to her Bridge Club Crowd

Well known internet troll Cyber Bitch, who regularly posts anonymous book reviews, product reviews and makes other comments on items she has never purchased; let alone used, has told friends she is definitely not mentally ill.

Despite being uninformed, abusive, and creating sock puppet accounts backing her up during her online scraps Cyber Bitch claims that she is perfectly sane.

Her inane and often bizarre tweets have seen her blocked by over 7,000 users - meaning she now has a following of six. Five of them being accounts she set up herself.

Her facebook page is littered with profanities, attacking celebrities, Jews, black people and little animals. As well as photographs of her high powered rifle collection.

We managed to track down Cyber Bitch and we discovered that she is actually a 67 year old librarian, named, Cynthia, living in Boca Raton.

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