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Thursday, 3 April 2014

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The CIA and now the intelligence agencies in France and England are picking up a lot of chatter but cannot tell where it is coming from.

"It seems that the two words that were plain were 'Kosher Nukes' or something like that", stated a spokesman at the White House.

"We have called the President off the golf course where he was 3 under par at the 12th hole so it's apparently pretty serious or he thinks it is."

The first report came out 2-3 hours ago according to the spokesman who stated that he did not want to call a Press Conference because of the golf thing but he would leave that up to the President.

Update: They now believe that the word proceeding 'Kosher Nukes' is 'Operation' but it could be 'declaration' or 'desolation'.

Until the President arrives and can either hold a conference or whatever, I'm sure he will let you know. He is expected to call both France and England.

Now back to the soaps.

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