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Thursday, 3 April 2014

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Singing Russian Elvis Double

Vladimir Putin has hired "look alikes" of world political leaders on permanent contracts to wait at table and valet him. Reputed to be clad in swimwear only, they walk around his Mansion like smething out of a Cecil B. Demille epic, all except the Barack Obama doubles who are confined to the bedroom areas for no apparent reason. It is thought that Putin holds "Post Apocalyptic style" meetings with the fake leaders to satisfy his alleged narcissistic megalomaniac urges.

Breakfast served to his bedside by the swimwear clad Obama look alike is said to be kasha (a type of porridge made from different grains), butterbrots (a kind of sandwich made of a single slice of bread and one topping such as butter or ham), boiled or fried eggs, tvorog (similar to cottage cheese) or cereal, all smothered in Maple Syrup.

Endless Coffee or tea with toast and cheese and Florida Orange Juice inevitably follows. A particular treat reserved for Sundays is reported to be six rashers of American style streaky bacon, two fried eggs (Sunny side up), Hash Browns, pancakes and Maple Syrup with peanut butter and Jello served by a singing "Elvis".

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