WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama acting on classified information from the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS recently launched a full-scale investigation into Wisconsin's so called Swiss Cheese Scandal.
The scandal is alleged to have originated in a cheese factory located in Sheboygan, Wisconsin.
The factory which is owned by The Happy As Heck Cheese Company was apparently manufacturing counterfeit Swiss Cheese which it was passing off as having been imported from Switzerland.
A factory worker initially tipped off the White House after he was reprimanded for refusing to eat the fake Swiss Cheese at a company picnic.
Cheese experts have explained to a member of the White House investigatory staff that there is a tremendous difference between real Swiss Cheese made in Switzerland and fake Swiss Cheese made in Wisconsin.
One cheese connoisseur stated that fake Swiss Cheese has a type of cheesy smell to it and it can actually make one's eyes water if it is held close to the eyes.
Meanwhile, the president has said that Federal agencies will get to the bottom of this smelly scandal and the state as well as individual guilty parties will be issued hefty fines.