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Tuesday, 1 April 2014

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Not interested in ladyboys

A former top Aide of Vladimir Putin speaking from a Siberian Gulag has told The Spoof that his former boss was an "admirer" of the way that Barack Obama looked in beach shorts. He revealed that Vladimir has had extensive psychotherapy to rid himself of his intense, unexplainable fascination with the American President's physique.

"He often expressed a desire to rub baby oil into the President's back and legs and regularly fantasised about being dropped at night by helicopter into the White House under cover of darkness to pose as a fake masseur.

He has a secret room with photographs of past American Presidents in beach wear. Having said all this we knew that he was completely over his previous fascination with giving ladyboys foot massages and we thought this was the end of those weird episodes of his life. Then the cleaner saw the new pin ups and we knew we had to start over".

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