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Monday, 31 March 2014

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The police in Salt Lake City have arrested a beautiful lady that has been a bank teller there for several years.

She was charged with asking several local men to strip in front of her and some of the men were married and some not.

"It was very strange", stated another teller at the same bank. "They would stare at her and then begin taking their pants off but when they did, she told them to put them back on. Oh, except for a couple of guys. One guy who was proud of his package and one older guy who was buck naked by the time she went over to take a call."

Finally, the bank manager got the whole story and went to the jail to have his employee released.

"It was this way officers. It's hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still don't know how to swipe their bank card through the ATM card reader outside along with their numbers so we have one inside so they can actually see what to do. Because of this, my lady teller often finds herself having to explain how it's done. The lady you arrested always told them "Strip down facing me. Then we'll get some action."

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