MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated that his Director of Computers Edward Snowden is worth more money.
Putin was referring to the fact that Eddie Snowden can access any type of information on anyone in the entire world including President Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Kim Jong Un, Queen Elizabeth II, and even Pope Francis.
Snowden recently informed his 'Boss' that he was just surfing the net and found over 400,000 pages of very personal and extremely intimate info on billionaire birther advocate Donald Trump.
After Snowden showed it to Putin, the leader of Russia stated that if he wanted to he could sink Trump The Skump's arrogantly pompous career within two minutes.
Putin was asked what a Skump is. He grinned and said that it is a nasty little rodent that burrows in the ground underneath cow droppings.
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