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Sunday, 30 March 2014

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"Ten Foot Tall At Least!"

"I don't know what I would have done if I hadn't taken all those self-defense classes Bill had me attending at nights while he was working late at the White House on one thing or another", stated former First Lady, Hillary Clinton.

Clinton, who may run for President the next election, said that the doctors later found out that the 2,000-pound bear was really hungry at this time of year or at least thats what Clinton told us. We couldn't find any of the doctors who reported seeing her.

Also she is grateful for the polar bear not leaving a scar anywhere on her body that she wanted to show, or any teeth marks.

"I buried the bear there. It had four cubs so I put them on the plane and we took them to a shelter where I will continue to pay for their upkeep."

She stated that she mostly used kicks and jabs to the ribs and a razor-sharp icicle to defend herself.

"I hated to bring the bear down but it wouldn't back off. It just kept coming until I saw the big vein in it's neck and thrust my icicle into it."

She then went to send a message privately to her husband and daughter that she was fine.

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