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Saturday, 29 March 2014

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WOW!!!

Dr. Larry Fudd says that most women do not understand why men are so fascinated with their body parts.

"It's amazing to me that we aren't worse than we already are", he told Doctors Magazine. "I don't agree with that flog Freud...that Fraud Floyd..Sex Doctor either. He was a nut and more pre-occupied with body parts than most of us."

Doctor Fudd has many other psychiatrists looking into his "Simple Body Part Theory" and agreeing.

In the article, Fudd stated that we are born from a woman's specific body part, we look back and see two body parts (legs) and then we are slapped face up against two more body parts. Doesn't it seem normal that those three and maybe a rear end are the ones we look for the rest of our lives?

"Of course, I have no idea about the toe suckers and the neck biters but the other body parts are very special to every male born."

The doctor told then everyone that he had talked himself horny and was heading home with a handful of body parts and pills!

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