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Saturday, 29 March 2014

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Cheers, Randy, you doing a great job

Trenton, Knew Joyzee - "Just pop a white-trimmed red wooly hat on him and the guy's everyone's idea of Father Christmas," a NY Port Authority bridge repair guy said today, "give or take another 15-20 years."

This weekend millions of East Coast TV viewers got their first eyeful of undisputed Santa Claus dead ringer and hot shot NY attorney Randy Mastro talking about the attorney-led investigation into the Bridgegate saga.

Brushing aside various conspiracy theories Mastro delved deep into the mire about a scam that closed the George Washington Bridge triggering chaos, confusion and public paranoia.

His 500-page evidence blockbuster exonerates Governor Christie, a political heavyweight with a new gastric bypass.

Commenting on the findings somebody who hasn't read a word of the lengthy report said this evening the entire Bridgegate scam was probably engineered to smear Chris Christie, wannabe GOP presidential candidate for 2016.

Hillary Rodham Clinton is 69.

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