Written by D P Whitehead
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Poo, Relationships

Friday, 28 March 2014

image for Wisconsin Couple Test Relationship By Watching Each Other Use Bathroom
How Strong Is Your Love?

A Wisconsin couples exercise in testing the strength of their relationship; prior to moving into together has failed, and the couple have now split up, with both parties refusing to speak to the other.

In a tentative attempt to test the waters of their relationship, Conrad Brown told reporters that he took a chance by 'taking a dump' at his girlfriends home for the first time last Saturday. Deliberately leaving the bathroom door open so she could watch him defecate.

Agreeing to the idea, Mary Wilson then also took a shit in the bathroom, with her boyfriend watching.

Sadly, the couples tolerance of watching each other perform their ablutions was not as strong as they had hope.

"It was disgusting, he was farting, grimacing and the smell was awful. I can't be with this man," claimed Wilson a day after she collected any belongings she had left at her former partners home.

"OMG," said Brown "It sounded like a waterfall, I wished she had told me she had a stomach bug," he said referring to Wilson, "I nearly threw up. I won't be seeing her again, thats for sure."

The couple, who had been dating for a month, are now both listed as 'available' on match.com.

Make D P Whitehead's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 3?

5 6 15 17
53 readers are online right now!

Go to top