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Thursday, 27 March 2014

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Where is Dave? What am I to do?

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: In a turn of events reportedly unforeseen by a Fort Lauderdale man, the barber at 'Cut Short' hair salon who greeted him on Thursday was not the same barber who usually cuts his hair.

When informed that Dave, his usual barber, was visiting his sick mother, the man reportedly began shaking and appeared to be having a panic attack.

Confused, angered and surprised that Dave was not available, and being in dire need of a haircut he was forced to have his hair cut by this new, and different barber, inexperienced with the requirements of how he likes his hair cut and his eyebrows trimmed.

"It must be how they do things here," he said nervously, as the 'different' barber attached a cape over his clothing.

At press time, the man was overheard discussing with other patrons of the barbershop how much he should tip, as he usually gave Dave $5, but this new guy may not expect as much, or may want more.

More to come from this shocking story as we get it.

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