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Thursday, 27 March 2014

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After everyone had had a good laugh after consuming a lot of marijuana they all suddenly ran and slid toward the bathroom door and opening outside windows while others just puked all over their passed out friends on the floor at the University of Colorado.

When they finally gave up heaving, they began laughing again.

"I wonder if we could create The Cat Shit Diet?" was asked around the room several times. Then they lit up some extra pot and began laughing again.

"You know what? I bet that would make a good diet recipe!"

Again the whole floor shook with laughter.

"We gotta get a load of money in here and hire some people to clean this up. Where's Everette?"

"Here. I'm sorry. I didn't know."

"Well clean this mess up or what you can. We forgive you.

"Honestly guys, I didn't know about the cat. So I made all those brownies because I figured you were tired of smoking the stuff."

"You know what, Everette. I bet you could make a recipe for those brownies and cat shit and it would allow people to lose weight."

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