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Wednesday, 26 March 2014

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Vice-President Joe Biden says he eats about 4 oranges a day.

SARASOTA, Florida - Vice-President Joe Biden was in Florida speaking to a group of retired citrus pickers.

He told them that they are truly great Americans and without them our great nation would not have orange juice, lemon juice, grapefruit juice, or donut juice.

Biden paused for a moment, looked around and remarked, "I just wanted you to know that your vice-president has a fantastic sense of humor."

Someone yelled out, "Hey Joe, you're one funny dude, dude."

The vice-president then said that he wanted to get serious for a few moments. He asked everyone in the crowd to raise their hand if they cannot stand that GOP mouthpiece Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter.

Just about every hand went up. He then asked the crowd, which was about 93 percent male, to clap if they thought that Coulter was attractive.

No one clapped. Not one person. Biden smiled and replied, "You know folks to be perfectly honest, I think that a a bucket filled with monkey belly buttons is a whole lot more attractive than old "Giddy Up" Coulter.

A female voice shouted out, "Hey Joe, you're one funny bro brutha."

The vice-president shook his head and stated that he has no idea how in the world one skinny ass, deep-voiced female like Ann Coulter can have so much bitterness, anger, and hatred toward her fellow humans.

A voice shouted out, "The bitch ain't human Joe, the skank looks like she came here from Uranus."

"Or maybe from yours" the vice-president fired back with a big old grin on his face.

In Other News. April 7, is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Day except in Rhode Island.

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