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Tuesday, 25 March 2014

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Washington: Word here is that North Koreas top military general is headed for Beijing at this moment as he plans to throw himself on the mercy of the Chinese leaders for a wayward missile once again (#10) went way off course and hit somewhere in China.

"We cannot yet see what damage Kim has done because of all the smog but this had better be his last trial missile for some time and to quit shooting off his missiles and his mouth", stated China's Ambassador at the United Nations.

Word is slowly getting out that Kim blew a huge hole in the Great Wall of China but no one could see if there were Chinese or tourists on that particular section as it is in a pretty isolated area.

Update: Apparently only a few minor injuries and a huge section of the wall to replace as soon as the smog clears, hopefully by June. There's a valley and the smog tends to settle there with the breeze coming from the factories just south.

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