A Florida man claims he is mildly perturbed and annoyed that his daughters new boyfriend, despite being a boy, has long hair like a girl, and sports his feminine locks in a ponytail.
"Well, I just don't know, my daughter says she has a boyfriend but in my day, boys sported short haircuts and ponytails were for girls, I assure you that none of my friends, when I was a kid, had a big head of lady hair."
"I can't understand why his parents haven't made him cut his hair and allow him to go outside looking like Judy Garland."
The father, a veteran, and card carrying member of the NRA, has also questioned the point of the ponytail in the first place.
"He has long hair, so why on earth does he tie it all up anyway? Not only does he look like a homosexual, he is actually wasting his time. If I get the chance, I am going to cut his cissy hair, and ram that darn ponytail up his ass!"