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Sunday, 23 March 2014

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According to poll records Henry "Harry" Adcock voted 15 times in 15 different precincts the last Presidential election but not only was this illegal, it is especially illegal when Harry has been dead for ten years.

"Someone inside sent me a message to have an attorney to look into voting records for my late husband so I go to an old family friend", stated Mrs. Adcock, now Mrs. Joe Lance, since she has remarried.

The attorney reported that someone had taken records from her husband's obituary and created a voter who went around voting as Adcock at several places.

Whom does she sue?

"They are still looking into it but there must have either been two or the one got good and drunk on his new-found money and voted 8 times for one party and 7 for the other."

Apparently, police say that he had false IDs with Mr. Adcodk's name and his own blurry face on them.

Mrs. Adcock-Lance stated that somebody is going to pay for this and she hopes it's the local cheats.

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