Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Monday, 24 March 2014

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Megyn shown in her New York City apartment shaving her legs.

HOLLYWOOD - Fox News reporter Megyn Kelly flew into Los Angeles to shoot a commercial for Empress Emma Estrogen Suppositories.

Kelly was at first hesitant to do the commercial but after hearing the tremendous fee she would be receiving she welcomed the opportunity with open ahhh...arms.

While in Hollywood Megyn was interviewed by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk.

The blonde talking head was asked about the fact that Sarah Palin had remarked that Megyn Kelly is an example of a Republican woman who tries to get by on her looks and nothing else.

Kelly exploded. She asked, "You mean to tell me that the masculine-looking moose hunter actually made that ignorant comment?"

Miss Chipotle said it was a direct quote.

Megyn stood up and turned completely around. She then raised her skirt all the way up to mid-thigh. She then asked Carolina if Palin the Pest looked at all as sexy as she did.

Chipotle shook her head and remarked, "Not even close sweety; NOT EVEN CLOSE."

Kelly then said that she is not the least bit conceited but it is a fact that she is probably the prettiest Republican in the entire country.

She then added that Palin, the cheap Tina Fey lookalike looks like she's about a week away from having sexual reassignment surgery.

Kelly then grinned and laughingly said, "Well except for her sagging breasts which are a whole lot smaller than Simon Cowell's."

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