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Monday, 24 March 2014

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Rush says that he loves sucking on 12-inch cigars.

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh just remarked on his radio talk show that he is now more popular than Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum all put together.

Limbaugh added that every day he receives as many as 80 text messages, emails, and phone calls from Republican listeners urging him to run for president.

He has said that he may just end up doing that since there really isn't anyone else on the GOP side who is worth a cricket's chirp.

When told that Sarah Palin could make a run for the GOP presidential nomination Limbaugh started coughing. He took the 12-inch cigar out of his mouth and said that the only thing "Snowballs" Palin needs to concern herself with running is the vacuum cleaner, the dishwasher, and the garbage disposal.

He then said that old Snowplow has to realize that the only people who would vote for her are her relatives and the inherently stupid.

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