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Wednesday, 26 March 2014

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Todd has said that he loves playing with his snowmobile more than he does with Sarah.

WASILLA, Alaska - In an announcement that caught many friends, relatives, and politicians by complete surprise Todd Palin has issued a comment regarding his wife, Sarah Palin.

Todd told reporters that had assembled in the front yard of their home (Casa Moscow) in Wasilla that he has just about had his fill of his wife's political shenanigans.

He said that Sarah has to understand that her 15 minutes of fame ended a long, long time ago and she needs to return to being his wife and mother of their children.

Todd explained that his woman (his words) has no business running for any kind of office and she needs to get back to focusing on her housework which she has pitifully ignored for way too long.

Todd was asked what took him so long to finally make that statement. He grinned and said that he was just letting his wife get all of her selfish cockamamie political aspirations crapola out of her system.

SIDENOTE: When Sarah was asked to comment on her husband's remarks she rolled her eyes and said "Ya know Todd may wear the pants in the family, but gosh darnit, Sarah here is the one with the balls."

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