President Obama says that this time Justin Bieber has taken his bag of tricks a little too far.
A steaming President says that he will deport the young man as soon as his own wife and family return home.
Bieber is accused of blowing up the Hoover Dam, Burning down the White House, De-robing the Statue of Liberty and Filling in the Grand Canyon among things.
"I don't want to hurt the young man's esprit de corps but enough is enough", agreed Vice President Joe Biden, from his glued chair in his office.
"I told the President our report on him hiding mice inside the First Lady's purse last week but he just had someone empty them out."
"But as far as I can influence the President, chopping off the noses of the Four Presidents out west was going too far. But he doesn't want to stir up any trouble between us and Canada."
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