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Thursday, 20 March 2014

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According to those people trying to warn us about global warning, they now have determined that it will give you the runs.

"It will be so warm that your food will break down too fast and you'll be continuing to run back and forth from the dining room to the john", says expert Al Gore.

"Both myself and Al might benefit temporarily from the runs because we're a little over weight", stated Michael Moore, another expert by self proclamation. "A slim person might have to eat while they are in the toilet. And think about those poor models."

Both Global Warming supporters say they are working on another movie to get the message out. Plus they say they will use the money to fatten up a little more before the heat gets unbearable.

Meanwhile Europe has announced that it has just went through it's third coldest winter ever and the United States is still setting records up north for the amount of snowfall.

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