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Thursday, 20 March 2014

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With all the information being collected for every individual in the United States, you may not have to bother voting anymore as someone with your records will vote for you.

Should you decide to go vote anyway, be warned ahead of time that you could be arrested for voting more than once.

This is what happened to Louis Cambrerro last time we had a Presidential election. Even though he is a legal alien and has the right to vote, he was arrested for trying to vote twice.

"I was questioned repeatedly. Had no lawyer until the court appointed me one and I spent two weeks in jail before they figured it all out."

Meanwhile Louis lost his job as custodian of the Hammers Elementary School in Cleveland, Ohio. He had held the job for seven years.

Friends and family are trying to get Cambrerro's job back for him.

"One thing for sure. I will not try to vote again."

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