Crimea agreed Monday to join Russia. The vote ballot stated: Russia ___ or else ___!
Now the Ukraine is afraid Russia will come there next and demand a similar vote.
The Crimea is a key shipping area that the Russians wanted.
All that the Ukraine can fight back with is a rumor that Osama bin Laden's body was there and that the Russians have hid it.
"We should have thought of that", stated Vice President Joe Biden. "I mean we could have secretly held the body and released it anywhere we wanted the Islamic people to go after it."
However, here in the United States we mostly voted for celebrating St. Pattys Day! We held a parade and partied until the street sweeper came by and removed those that would show up passed out outside the TV Morning News Shows.
President Obama was told about the Crimean situation while he was celebrating St. Patrick Day...on the greens.