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Wednesday, 19 March 2014

CNN anchor Don Lemon and Decoded host Brad Meltzer discussed the possibility that God about the idea yesterday afternoon that God stole a Boeing 777.

"Something "beyond our understanding" happened to Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370, that "something" being perhaps supernatural maybe?

"Especially today, on a day when we deal with the supernatural," Lemon said. "We go to church, the supernatural power of God…people are saying to me, why aren't you talking about the possibility - and I'm just putting it out there - that something odd happened to this plane, something beyond our understanding?"

The Rev. Pat Robertson chimed in on the Christian Broadcast Network saying it was definitely a supernatural abduction. He called for a national day of prayer to ask God to "release the Boeing 777 from his huge hand."

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