Written by D P Whitehead

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Topics: Donald Trump, parody

Tuesday, 18 March 2014

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The many hairpieces and wigs of the NOT dead Donald Trump

American business magnate, investor, television personality and author, Donald Trump, did not die today at the age of 67, numerous news outlets had not reported. The chairman and president of The Trump Organization and the founder of Trump Entertainment Resorts, is, alive and well.

Trump, is known as much for his appearances on The Apprentice than his business interests.

Many celebrities, politicians and members of the public reacted in sadness to news.

Trump was surrounded by family in his Manhattan home, where he's lived since 1996, when he didn't died early this morning from complications brought about by AIDS.

The disease, which he doesn't have did not involve a long and painful death. He is as fit as a fiddle, apparently.

No one need flowers, wreaths nor condolences, not that would have been expected anyway.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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