Abigail Smithers of Washington County, Arkansas apparently will recover from several broken ribs, broken right leg, three toes on the right foot and a fresh-laid dog turd tangled up in her hair after falling off a chicken truck headed for a Purdue Factory.
We asked her a few questions at the animal-hospital but all she would do was cock her head to one side, fasten one bloodshot eye at us and cluck.
Then some kid bringing his neutered dog a Get Well Balloon had it burst in the hall sounding like a shotgun going off.
Abagail shook herself and asked us where she was, who we were and what in the beep happened?
"The last thing I can remember is being in the audience at the magicians convention show at The Grand Old Arkansas Opry.....and why am I bald?"
So while Abigail was transferred to a nearby hospital we contacted the magician. He was much surprised.
"I had clapped my hands very loud to get them out of the hypnosis! This always brings them back. Was she hard of hearing or something?"
We told The Great Mutator what we knew but was interrupted by an attorney representing 'Chicky Baby'.
We will try to update our readers soon.