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Monday, 17 March 2014

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Donald Trump has so much money he has an armed assistant who carries around his gigantic wallet.

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump is one individual who cannot stand to not see his name or face in the newspapers.

Michelle Obama has called him one of the most conceited, pompously egotistical persons in the entire country; and that includes Bill "The Pill" O'Reilly, Rush "Tubby" Limbaugh, and Chelsea "The Skank" Handler.

Trump knows that he has lost a lot of steam with his cockamamie birther BS which he successfully ran into the ground.

He also took a beating in his quasi-feud with the powerful lesbianite Rosie O'Donnell who did not back away from Hairdo Boy.

But as all folks who crave the spotlight are inclined to do, he wants more and more of the spotlight and the limelight as well.

So the billionaire with the Hairdo From Hell has decided to throw his hat (or rather his mame) into the presidential ring.

SIDENOTE: The Trumpster said that money is no object since he understands that he personally has more money than the entire population of Wyoming, Oklahoma, and West Virginia combined.

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